[fatv]

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan

What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts

Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.

What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo."

Why do drivers' education classes in ******* schools use the car only on
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.

What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage
along with... "a recipe".

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." -A southern fairy tale
begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit....

Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides



FUELATV

 

[sl1pl1kespac3]

:lol:

 

[PokrMny]

:lol: :lol: :lol: I needed a good laugh,thanks.

 

[Kracker]

What does a brick and a fat chick have in common?
Eventually a mexican will lay them.

 

[racing66atv]

:lol: thats some funny chit right their

 

[fatv]

OMFG ..... ROFLMAO ...... nice one bro.


FUELATV

 

[quadracer16]

here some dumb ones

what do you call a jamacan proctologist?
a pokemon
why would you never go to the bathroom with a pokemon?
it might pikacho
whats a good ******?
a dead one ( no offence )
how do you get a black guy to stop jumping on the bed?
put velcro on the ceiling and then tell a mexican hes a pinyata
what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
likalotapuss
heres an oldy but what you call 100,000 ******* in the ocean?
a damb good start ( no offence againg)


these are not really jokes but they are funny

have you ever read the book bloody balls by rusty zipper???

have you ever read the book going to the out house by willie makit
illistrated by bette wont???



oh yeah and last joke

why does ford make cars and trucks?

to keep the towing companies going




im all out for now

 

[gerber]

waht do you call to white guys krting to take a car?
***********..

what do you call to black guys trying to take a car?
gta.

how do you make a mexican go poor?
take his lawnmoer keys..

why do mexicans never bbq?
cause the beans fall right through....

lol those are some great jokes you guy got.

 

[LTR450PILOT]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :scoot:

 

[XxGlamisDunerxX]

What can a pizza do that a black man can't?

Feed a family of four

 

[SandJunkie]

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[hinkle]

wow a lot of black jokes....old one

What do you call of bunch of "blacks" in leaves?

Raisin Bran

 

[madmatt]

Why do divorces cost so much?????

Because there worth it!!!!!! :bangbang:

 

[djvolume]

My sis' sent me this one -- not offensive -- but cute.
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Here's a truly heart-warming story about the bond formed between a little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that makes you believe that we CAN make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time ..

A young family moved into a house, next door to a vacant lot.

One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all he activity going on next-door and spent much of each day observing the workers.

Eventually the construction crew, all of them gems-in-the-rough, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.

At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing a couple of dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they take the two-dollar "pay" she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.

When they got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with the crew building the house next door to us." My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"
The little girl replied, "I will if those @ssholes at Home Depot ever deliver the f**kin' sheet rock."

Kind of brings a tear to the eye.

 

[764]

My sis' sent me this one -- not offensive -- but cute.
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Here's a truly heart-warming story about the bond formed between a little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that makes you believe that we CAN make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time ..

A young family moved into a house, next door to a vacant lot.

One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all he activity going on next-door and spent much of each day observing the workers.

Eventually the construction crew, all of them gems-in-the-rough, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.

At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing a couple of dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they take the two-dollar "pay" she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.

When they got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with the crew building the house next door to us." My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"
The little girl replied, "I will if those @ssholes at Home Depot ever deliver the f**kin' sheet rock."

Kind of brings a tear to the eye.
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not into all the racial ones that much (no offense) but this one ^^^^ is DAMN funny!

 

[trukinjp13]

There is a well built black man sitting at a bar. He's sitting by himself just drinking beer. A smaller white guy walks up and starts to talk to him. He asks if he was waiting for anybody, and the black man replied that he was not waiting just looking. So the white guy asks him if he wanted a blowjob. The black man was dumbfounded and asked him to step outside with him. He took the white guy in the alley and beat him near to death. He returned to the bar and the bartender asked him what was going on. The black man says the white guy said something about getting a job.

Not the best but kinda funny.

 

[YFZ450 Blaster Racer]

All i have to say is :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[onesavage]

a priest and a rabbi walk by a park and see a 5 year old little boy
the priest says to the rabbi lets go fu_k him
the rabbi says fu_k him out of what?

 

[trukinjp13]

A couple years ago a drunk guy was walking down the street. He saw a sign for a clock shop and went inside. There was a cute girl working at the counter. The man walks up and puts his dick up on the counter. The young lady says this is a clock shop sir. The man replied, I know that I just want you to put two hands and a face on it.

 

[theonlyloaf]

Kracker....i havent laughed that hard in a while good job

There are two canadians sitting at a bar. They dont know eachother but one of them begins to talk to the other, after a while they run out of things to talk about. So one of them says hey lets play 20 questions, other one says ok good idea. So the first says ok think of something. The second thinks long and hard of somthing unguessable, after a while he thinks moosecock there's no way he will ever guess that and so he says ok go ahead. The first canadian says ok first question, can you put it in your mouth?. The second thinks to himself kinda laughs and says well yea i guess you could, and the first canadian says, is it moosecock?